Monday, December 10, 2012

Not My Christmas Tree Post

Warning! I'm a very pissed  off kitty. This post was supposed to be about my Christmas tree, but Bruiser ruined it. Do you see that bare patch of my back? Do you? There's a smaller one on my right hind leg, too.

I tangled with the feral cat that hangs out across the street. We call him Bruiser because he has no manners and is very mean. He had the audacity to walk onto my driveway. I warned him not to come any closer. I wanted him to go home. Much hissing and laid back ears. He ignored me. He thought this was his property, so he jumped me. He's so much bigger than I am. I held my ground as long as I could, only getting a tiny nick in one ear. When he attacked again, I ran off. I'm faster than he is, but he was too close. He got claws in my back and leg.

I was all right for a few days. My human mother dressed my wounds with something that stung and smelled bad. I thought I'd heal. I spent a couple of days in the house (my choice) before I went outside again. I started feeling bad about the time the wounds healed. My body ached. I ate and drank normally, but I didn't have any energy. Finally, my human parents really looked at my body. Even though I get a good grooming every day, the lump on my spine came on over night.

I didn't fight too hard when my mother put me in the carrier. I knew the kitty doctor would make me feel better. What I hadn't figured on was him shaving me. I mean, it's so humiliating to have a bald spot. And right before the holidays. Anyway, I had something called an abscess. The kitty doctor drained it. Boy, did it smell bad. Now, I'm almost healed but it's going to be well into next year before my furs grow back. For now, I'm bare with a bit of stubble growing in.

I don't want to go to any Christmas parties because I look awful. I can only find solace in my food dish.

Sign. I hope you don't get any boo boos this holiday season.

5 comments:

Maryann Miller said...

Poor kitty. Hope you are feeling much better now. That bald spot gives you character. LOL

Marian Allen said...

Poor little kitty! Be thankful you're not a poodle! How would you like one of THOSE haircuts?

Marian Allen
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Brenda Marroy said...

Oh no. Poor Mocha. I'm glad he's okay, Betsy. Great story.

Morgan Mandel said...

You poor dear! Mommy will make you all better and spoil you, I'm sure!

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Donna Knox said...

As always the personification is layered with many things to which we can all relate. One of my dogs just got a boo boo on his foot and won't put it down. Hobbles like a full-fledged gimp. Anyway, the humor is great and the underlying sentiment is wonderful. Love the kitty posts!